Starter Pistols & Blanks

Interesting how a business transforms itself over time to keep in sync with where the market is going.  I suppose that’s why we aren’t “driving” horses anymore. Image today’s city commute via the old tried and true equestrian method that had worked for thousands of years previously…

Anyway, my “pup” is a 5-year old Alaskan malamute that should have been used as sled dog, but instead gets to run free from 5 a.m. until whenever he decides he wants to come in at dusk. (As a little pup from the shelter, he got loose when I first brought him home and he skedaddled out into the woods and wouldn’t come in. I thought a coyote, wolf, owl or something else had got him, but after 4 or 5 days in the woods, I caught a glimpse of him on the night vision camera I set up. Ended up having to live trap him with a bear trap after a week.Some dog…anyway, the one thing for sure is he turns into a henny penny at the sound of thunder, fireworks or gun fire in the vicinity, so my new “Morley SureFire Dog Whistle Retrieval System” should do the trick when I need my dog to get his butt home when I want him to and not when he’s decided he’s had enough of living the life of Reilley.

Thanks for your help.

Steve Parks

Hi Debi,

 Just to let you know — the Morley SureShot Dog Retrieval System (patent pending) works 100% as advertised!

After a quick volley of two shots out back, and faster than I could say “Eat your heart out, Rin Tin Tin”, my dog Max (oftentimes referred to as Mad Max for obvious reasons), was by my side, obediently waiting to come Inside.

Steve Parks, Mgr.

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